Here’s a list of the names of “people” who have sent me spam email since the beginning of 2010. I think it’s kind of funny that these fake names can be categorized into one of the following six categories:
- Generic American Names Paired With Offensively Stereotypical Foreign Names (Xiang Bauman, Tiago Keaton)
- Names That Haven’t Been Spoken Since 1943 (Perlie Stubbs, Guenevere Applegate)
- Complete Meaninglessness (Rolo Couch)
- Intergalatic Porn Names (Frantiska Joy, Proserpine Mclean, Laban Milligan)
- Names That Rhyme With a Phlegmy Cough (Max Udyxyw, Purdie Qycqef)
- Names You Pick For Bowling Night (Bronagh Mcwhorter, Kimiko Cornelius, Cordell Gould)
I also included the subject line from the email if it was bizarre enough (italicized and in parenthesis next to the name). Onto the list!
Spam Names:
Gershon Greene, Rolo Couch, Pellegrino Cross, Ciara Doty, Aeson Abbott, Mysie Riddle, Alton Lucero, Yolande Mckenna, Xiang Bauman, Laban Milligan, Husam Spicer, Madge Cooley, Dunston Acevedo (FW: Charming Cheap Medications), Fran Ledbetter, Gladwin Larsen, Fernando Berman, Andromeda Dawson, Swaran Burk, Netuno Helton, Luella Fleetwood, Comhghall Colon, Dipak Heck, Arvo Lugo (FW: To Factual Cheap Pills), Ira Dooley, Eowyn Mcdonald (FW: Reasonably Commodious Discount priced Drug), Petja Oljnyu (Spanish got married 60 times), Raiden Abrams (FW: try charming low cost medication), Samuel Donndelinger (Answer it), Teobaldo Hull (FW: extra convinient low priced medication), Frantiska Joy, Ga Hardison, Spela Ali, Shane Deleon (FW: get attractive cheap medications), Miss Fallon Fallon (PLEASE READ THE MAIL AND GET BACK TO ME), Juliana (Awaiting to have my first slow dance…), Latarsha Anjelica, Black Using, Proserpine Mclean (FW: the commodious not expensive drugs), Purdie Qycqef, Tiago Keaton, Vappu Sprague, Ewa Ysys, Babette Pazeunoo (Scandalous Fergie’s silcon), Clayton Peixoto, Duncan Heidelberger, Max Udyxyw (Never limp after just one), Awotwi Alice (Your fire won’t disappear! pneumatoscoppic residential), Manda Tomala, Star Mcabee, Leonie Qyeh (I will deanonimize you), mr mr (private and urgent), Bolanle Astley, Schuetze Logan, Veronick Keke, Adannaya Banvard (retailer Her emotions will go off-scale! effervescence), Nguyet Nalbone (Remember? Still 1 week), Babirye Adlam (Steel casino), Augusta Pennell (Looking for the man of my dreams), Yakubu Usman (SALAM IS THE ALMIGHTY ALLAH DIRECT ME TO YOU), Malika Doty (Actual Picky Cheap Tablet), Bronagh Mcwhorter (Truly Stunning Cheap Drugs), Kimiko Cornelius, Geraldo Dowd, Perlie Stubbs, Eckehard Pruett, Josephine Briggs (Hello Dear), Desislava Haywood, Neirin Nugent (the in later in), Aballach Ackerman, Tanya (i want to say u hello), Luella Aldrich (seek your cradle narrow the poet like an acrobat the eternal gates terrific porter lifted the northern bar), Teodosio Hansen (RE: Additional information), Wu Trujillo, V. (i hope to get to know u), Rogelio Flores, Ignazio Shockley, Tylor Perkins (The Multi-Faceted Approach to Building a Better Penis), Guenevere Applegate, Rafaela Cason (FW: Nice Exceptional Cheap Meds), Bong Lavina, Cordell Gould (Your most advantageous online shopping), Pandora Elodia (Big penis^^like a^^girl!), Pansy Justin, Jocelyn Jacelyn ([SPAM] Awaiting to have my first slow dance)