Topical Insult:
Oh, I love your blog! I read it through my RSS reader all the time.
Unacceptable Porn Name:
Venn Diaphragm
Exciting Entrepreneurial Opportunities:
Subway restaurant-scented cologne
Ice cream trucks that play the Star Wars Cantina band song
Sports Salad Bar
Math Joke:
If Annie Lennox sang about mathematics, her band would be called Logarithmics
